One of my favourite lines

For the readers understanding me, in my own language..

Some of my favourite Lines... 
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi,
Or mummy ne samjhayi nahi 

MaiN kaise meethi baat karu?
Jab meethi cheez koi khayi nahi 

Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nahi 

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu uski trimming karayi nahi. 
Kya wo bhi ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle mein koi naai nahi. 

Nani k pati jab nana hai.
Dadi k pati jab dada hai. 
Didi k pati kyu dida nahi? 
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi.

Or mummy ne samjhayi nahi. 

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milayi nahi? 
Jab schOol mein itni neend aati hai.
To kyu bed waha rakhwaya nahi? 

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahiOr mummy ne samjhayi nahi.